Friday, October 31, 2008

Halloween







Elias and Adelaide enjoyed trick or treating around the neighborhood tonight. Elias got the hang of saying "Trick or Treat" but then would ask each person "What's that?" "Why?" and "Can you give it a name?" These are his favorite phrases right now and we're used to them, but to other people it was confusing to try and rename M and M's. The night ended beautifully as Eli had no idea he was supposed to eat the candy he collected. He just went to bed as usual, but tonight there were no tears at all! Boo!

Our Most Exciting Day











Today Elias and Adelaide enjoyed two significant firsts. Elias attended Sesame Street live with Daddy and Adelaide got her first visit in to the hairdresser. Both kids were excited. Elias understood that he was going to see Elmo this afternoon. He dressed in his cheesy Sesame Street sweatsuit and looked the part of an adoring groupie as he headed off to the big show. Apparently all went well until the lights dimmed and someone wanted the light on fast. Otherwise, he survived sitting in his own seat for an hour and a half. Who would have known that it would take brightly colored furry monsters to make this child stay still?








While Eli was busy singing I love trash, Adelaide was ending her reign as the queen of trashy hair. We had the lady cut off her mullet--business in the front and party in the back hairdo. Her tail is now just a piece of hair in plastic that is resting in her baby book. She took to the haircut beautifully and just smiled as she drove her taxi. Of course, she pulled out the cute barrette, but you can't have everything go well mom!

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

All Hallow's Eve--all week long







Today we had our annual playgroup party as two of the kids celebrate birthdays on the 30th and the 31st. I had been telling Elias that he was going to be a hippy for Halloween. We have this great outfit that was purchased in Indonesia that he never really gets to wear. I thought if I added a big peace sign as well as some Obama stickers and a yoga mat to boot that he'd be all set as a Madison liberal. Poor kid was a little disappointed when I dressed him this morning; he thought hippy was some kind of hippo and was looking for his hippopotamus costume.






Addie dressed as a lion and made us all laugh while she roared. So cute. Here are pictures of my two loons and one of Elias same time two years ago as a giraffe.

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Big Brother











We had a great visit with Uncle Brad. He was here to give a series of talks on the family in Lacrosse and Madison. I had never heard him lecture before and I can say he did a great job. Sure was funny to see him in a bow tie in Madison, though. You never see those here...After his highbrowing he came to play with us. The kids enjoyed the extra attention, but Elias really wished that at least one of the kids had come with him. Luckily, he got to say good-night to most of them in lieu of seeing them face to face.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Kid Swap




No, don't immediately go to reality television. Nobody is moving in with Elias and Adelaide while Adam and I go live in a mining town in Colorado. For the past two years, Jocelyn and I swapped our kids every week. Hence, the confusion over whether Nora and Clare were siblings or not--hence more confusion over whether beating them up was permissible. This year we are swapping with Page, who took care of Elias one morning a week last spring. Yesterday was our inaugural swap with Sophia (2) and Darian (3 months). Having 4 under three would be a real logistical nightmare for me, but for an afternoon it worked out remarkably well. Darian needed to be held most of the time so Elias and Sophia played really well together. Adelaide kept herself busy either trying to take care of Darian or insisting that she needed to be held to remind me who the true baby of the house was/is! Actually, she was very cute as she spent time trying to rock him a lot! Thanks for playing with us.

Monday, October 20, 2008

I can do anything you can do...




It has become abundantly clear to me that Adelaide is going to reach milestones at a faster rate than Elias, but with much less anticipation or preparation. A perfect example is that she has begun to insist that she wear a backpack when we take her brother to school. Elias has a little LLBean backpack that Rob and Carolyn got him for his birthday. Adelaide started fishing around for his other backpack and then brought it to me and said "me, me, me" They both proudly sported their backpacks this morning.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Stewardship Sunday

It’s election season.
In case you didn’t notice, I’ll say it again.
It’s election season.
And one of the hottest topics and most debated issue is one that might surprise you.
It’s taken from a page right out of the gospel of Matthew.,
Yes, this hotly contested issue is not whether you are Christian left or Christian right, it’s not drill or solar, it’s not even pigs or lipstick.
One of the hottest issues both in our Gospel text and on the national political platform is fashion.
You see, all the bloggers estimated that the cost of Cindy McCain’s dress on the night of the Republican Convention came to about 313,000.
Now, I think that’s a lot of money.
But, it sure seems that Cindy McCain takes seriously putting on her finest garment when it comes to arriving at the GOP wedding feast.
Maybe she has something to teach us.
After all, we hear in the Gospel text this morning that there was a guest at the wedding banquet who arrived without a robe.
Poor guy was not dressed to kill.
Instead, he was killed because he failed to dress.
Maybe Cindy McCain knows something we don’t.

The fashion issue has plagued the church for centuries.
Remember how Paul used to go on and on about what we should wear in church?
Well, we, isn’t really the royal we in this case, but we women.
We shouldn’t braid our hair and if we do in any event, we should cover our locks.
For years, and even into present time, it’s anathema for men to wear hats or caps in church, but women are encouraged to wear hats—and especially bonnets on Easter Day. Fashion in church divides us culturally as well.
White, middle-class people are less likely to put on their Sunday best than African-Americans in church.
Most mainline-Protestant churches and Catholics are just happy to see young people in church regardless of what they are wearing.
Hence the whole flip-flops and acolyte robe look.
Yet, in the black Protestant tradition, as studied by a sociology professor of mine, Dressing for church was dressing up for God.
It was physically showing God that you were standing both clean and respectful before the Almighty.

This concept of dressing for God brings us smack dab into this parable.
This parable comes at the end of three parables about the Kingdom of God and this one comes right before Jesus starts his journey through Jerusalem and to the cross.
Where this parable is situated is important because Matthew reminds us that Jesus is a teacher and that this parable has something to teach us.
This parable focuses on discipleship as Jesus models the ultimate discipleship to us.
That wedding robe is not just a fashion statement; it is actually a discipleship statement. How we attend the wedding feast, for Matthew, is just as important as showing up at all.

You see first all of the people of Israel were invited to the wedding banquet, but most just didn’t bother showing up.
So, then the master invites everyone in the streets, essentially broadening his invitation to Jews and Gentiles.
And he gets a pretty good response.
People show up and feast and dance and admire the newly married couple, but then there’s that glitch.
The glitch is that somebody showed up without a wedding robe.
This fashion faux-paux turns out to be catastrophic.
The king expected his guests to not just show up for the feast, but to be dressed and ready for this feast.
Poor guy was judged and thrown out into the outer darkness where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.

We Episcopalians tend to shy away from preaching tough texts like these.
Nobody wants to hear them.
Or sometimes we would rather just let the lectionary editors cut out the last bit of the parable.
As a priest, when I’m trying to get a sense of a parishioner who has died that I didn’t know, I like to talk to the person’s mother and father if they are alive.
A child or children.
And a sibling if at possible.
That way I can hear who this person is from lots of people’s perspectives.
Well, when we listen to this parable from Matthew, we focus on the call to discipleship. If we listened to Luke tell the tale, we would know that it is our job to seek out the lame and the hungry and the sick and invite them to a feast.
And we should, and need to do that.
But, Matthew wants to teach us something else.
Matthew wants us to go away with an important lesson that will help us be better guests in the kingdom.
And that lesson is that dressing up for God still matters.
And it matters because dressing up forms us as disciples.

So, here’s the funny part of this sermon.
I volunteered to preach on this text for Andy knowing that he and Susan would be at clergy convention all week and would probably be exhausted.
The last thing he needed on his plate was to have to prepare a sermon, too.
After I committed to preaching this text I got a sheepish phone call from Andy.
Melissa, by the way, it’s the kick-off for stewardship season.
Can you say something about stewardship??
I told him better me than you, right?
What are they going to do, fire me?

Ironically, my mind had already gone to stewardship.
You see, over and over Andy has said, we are all at the table together.
That we’re all welcome to that table to that feast.
And that’s true.
But, being welcome doesn’t mean just showing up and doing nothing else.
We are all welcome at God’s table.
We are all welcome as God’s guests at that table.
But God doesn’t expect us to remain guests forever.
This Swahili proverb says it all:
Mgeni ni mgeni badda ya siku tatu mpe njembe.
That’s where discipleship comes in.

The Jesus of Matthew’s gospel is truly a teacher.
And one of the things that I would be remiss in teaching us is that God demands we contribute of our financial resources to the church for the coming of the Kingdom in this world.
Now I know during pledge season, all kinds of people will convince you to pledge in an NPR kind of way.
See what fine programs we have.
Hear what beautiful music.
Notice how we care for the sick and the elderly.
You can even get a free tote bag..I mean polo shirt.
But I’m here to say that in order for us to move from being guests in the kingdom of God to being disciples we need to give back to the church.
You see, the church is a tangible physical reality of God’s presence in a broken and hurting world.

Now this may sound strange to you, but I love the fact that it is explicitly stated that we are to tithe back to the church.
I love this because this commandment is so clear to me.
I can really sit down and see what income comes into our home and then know what to give back to St. Andrew’s and other charities committed to God’s work in this world. Tithing is a command that I can actually feel quite certain about.

The adage to tithe is a relief compared to the commandment to honor the Sabbath.
I tell you honoring the Sabbath in my household is always hit or miss.
For a while I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off doing laundry, vacuuming, and preparing food so that on Sunday we would do no work…
Well any of you with small children will know that you just can’t tell your kids no diaper changes today or no wiping up the applesauce on the kitchen floor.
So, I modified our observance of Sabbath to look something like this.
Sabbath supper. Eli and happy birthday candles. Addie bowl on head. Now once a month. You see, Sabbath commandments are a true slippery slope for me. Let alone loving my neighbor.

But, giving back to our church is so clear. 10% is so straightforward.
And another reason I want to be so explicit about it is that sometimes people just don’t know that it is our responsibility to pledge.
I may be preaching to the choir here.
In fact, I hope the 40% of the parish that is not pledging may just be unaware that a pledge is a part of our Christian life.
It is what we do.
But if no one teaches you that you can’t be blamed for not doing it.

When my husband was a bachelor, his parents never told him that if he received a wedding invitation he should send a present.
He didn’t learn that until we were married and so they are probably a few befuddled brides out there who are still trying to figure out how to write a thank you note to him for the mystery present.
So, yes, all of us, younger and older, single and married, male and female are all required to put on our wedding robes.
In fact, the canons of the Episcopal Church state that those on the vestry must be baptized, be a regular communicant, which means come to church to worship, and be known to the treasurer.
So, in other words, those that have reached a level of leadership model for the whole congregation our Christian responsibilities.
Where I served as a curate, the church directory only included members of the church—not guests.
Everyone who made a pledge, no matter of course the size of that pledge, was included in the directory.
Essentially, the difference between a guest at the banquet and a member is the pledge—the wearing of the robe.

The parable of the wedding banquet leaves us thinking about what we wear.
It seems that making the effort to put on your robe leads us to a new level of disciple ship in the kingdom.
It’s what is expected once we become baptized members of this body.
Getting dressed is quite a skill for all of us.
Lately my three year old has been obsessed with putting on clothes—and taking them off. When I release him from his quiet time I never know what I will find.
He has usually rifled through his closet and his drawers and put on whatever t-shirt has flashy writing or even changed from one pair of Elmo underpants to another.
I think the best look, however, was the heavy yellow winter coat, his winter boots, and bright turquoise Elmo undies.
Instead of getting frustrated that he has chosen to mess-up his closet and find his winter clothes, I had to remind myself that he is working hard .
He is trying to learn how to dress himself—and it takes practice.
Lots of practice and hard work.—even if his room looks like a used clothing store when he’s done parading his outfits.

We are all about the task of moving from guests to disciples in Matthew’s kingdom.
One way we get there is through our dress.
We don’t have to be Cindy McCain, but we do need to dress in something at the wedding feast.
Come and join Elias and work at dressing for the great high feast.
Yes, we’re all at the table together.
Let’s hope that we come to that table with something on—even winter boots and Elmo underwear will do.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Christmas Card Material?





Let me know if you think any of these pictures are worthy of a Christmas card...

Apple Picking






It was a glorious day for being outside. Hopefully, it cured the colds/ear infections/coughs/ and snot factories of the last few days. Unfortunately, now Dad is down for the count and Mom is preaching tomorrow. Oh, well!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Our First Call to Poison Control

Yes, octopus arms has finally caught up with us. I was giving Addie a bath and had left Elias in his booster chair to finish his supper. Before I left the kitchen I gave Elias his two teaspoonfuls of amoxcycilin with a little plastic measuring cup. When Adam entered the kitchen Elias was perched on the booster chair in front of the bottle of the medicine, which I had left on the counter. There was medicine all over the floor and it looked like Elias had tried to pour himself his next cocktail.

I called poison control and the nurse asked what he had ingested. I told her. She quickly assured me that he would be OK and that I should just give him some water or juice to dilute it in his stomach. She then asked what had happened. I didn't want her to report me to the authorities for bad parenting so I described how it all must have happened with the whole booster seat attached to my bottom while I walk around the kitchen. Before I finished the story she was laughing so hard that she couldn't get the remaining statistical information. Finally, we wrapped up the details and she bid me good-night and thanked me for the humorous respite in her day.

Lesson learned: Never trust Elias-EVER-ANYWHERE

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Overheard


Elias: Mommy, Adelaide is picking my nose!
Mom: Really? Well, why don't you use your words and tell her not to.
Elias: Adelaide, don't pick my nose. You can touch my hat if you want, but don't pick my nose."

Elias: What do Daddies do?
Mom: I don't know, what do they do?
Elias: Work.
Mom: What do mommies do?
Elias: PLAY!

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Party Girl






So, we had to have a party for her, too. Just some spaghetti and ice cream cake and a few friends...

Someone's Been Sleeping in my Bed...



Adelaide's crib was on its last legs and then a rail snapped. So, it became time to move Elias into a big boy bed. I, of course, had been trying to figure out how we could sneak that crib into his college dorm room, but now my plans have been hastily changed. At the tender age of 3 and a few weeks, Elias has finally taken the plunge to a "big boy" bed. In fact, I was always convinced the plunge would be ours and thus far it has been. Bed time on the first night resulted in many tears and returns to bed which lasted about an hour and a half. Same thing last night. Tonight there were fewer tears, but still took him a long time to settle in. However, he has been sleeping beautifully once he finally falls asleep and waking up close to 7!

The bed is very old; it belonged to my paternal grandmother and then I slept in it growing up as well. I'm afraid the paint is chipping off (which is probably lead), but it is old and full of character and our only expense was running off to Target to get the quilt. Coincidentally, the quilt has paralleled Elias' recent interest in stoplights and stop signs. All in all, the big boy bed is much more fun during the day when he's not trying to fall asleep, but not the disaster I was fearing either.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Sweet Adelaide Celebrates One Whole Year!







An ode to Adelaide:
My sweet baby girl when you finally decided to be pulled into this world you seemed to be a child of grace. We all know comparisons are odious, but the only thing you and your brother shared for a quite a while was your birthing style and funny hair. You were an easy baby...a cry from you was most memorable when you got your first round of shots. You seemed to roll with the punches most of the year long. You now are your own little person who loves her big brother, her mommy and daddy, and her teddy bear. At night you burrow your face into your bear and stick your bum into the air. You love your walking skills and are now trying to learn to run. You have cut your lip and bled three times in the last month because you are climbing everything and fearless on the playground. You took a dive down a slide head first two days ago. You are fascinated with Elias and seek him out. When he is too rough, you cry, but always come back for more! You say "Mommy, Daddy, uh-oh. e-ie-i-o, more, and some kind of imitation on thank you. You are a watcher. And, you have this deep, hearty, belly laugh when you find something so delightful.

I always wondered if I could love my second child as much as my first. I now know the answer is yes. In fact, a second child helps me see how God loves us. With a second child, we see that love can not be apportioned--it just is. I see that our parenting is not the only factor in the behavior and make-up of our children. This realization is humbling because we can neither boast too much about your great temperament and your athleticism or feel too badly about your obstinance around feeding yourself or refusing to hold your own sippy cup. You have taught us that much of who you are is a mystery and a gift. I'm so grateful for my little Adelaide and so glad that the love we have for you has only added to our love for your brother. You are grace in our lives and you have molded our family by your presence with us. I love you!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

New Morning's First Grown-Up Visitor



Elias very proudly brought Andy to school with him this morning. He was supposed to stay just until circle time, but apparently the teachers enjoyed him so much he was invited to stay for Circle Time and gym time. I was thrilled to find out what a Fire Rescue Bear is since Elias had been talking about it for days. (It's a book and I gather the kids reenact the bears work by putting yellow cones on their heads and running around the gym.) Andy also told me that Elias has lots of friends and also likes to play well by himself. I was so glad he could be our fly on the wall. On the stairs coming home, Elias turned to Andy and said, "Thanks for playing with me at school today, Uncle Andy." Does it get better than that?